Pengalaman Kerjaku (Episod I)

Entri ini khas dihasilkan berdasarkan pengalaman aku sendiri...cuma sekadar berkongsi pengalaman dan pendapat aku sahaja..hehe.. :D

Ok..untuk episod pertama, aku nak bercerita tentang pengalaman aku bekerja untuk pertama kalinya dalam seumur hidup aku...kerja pertama yang aku buat adalah semasa cuti sekolah selepas peperiksaan SPM...itulah pertama kali aku cuba untuk cari duit sendiri dan cuba untuk keluar dari zon selesa aku (erti kata lain, tidur, makan, tengok Tv..tidur, makan, tengok Tv..hehe)...Jadi aku cari la kerja apa yang boleh aku buat untuk sementara waktu...
Nak dijadikan cerita, pada suatu petang..aku singgah la stesen minyak Petronas Sungai Udang untuk isi minyak..tiba-tiba aku pun terpandang ada iklan jawatan kosong untuk atendan pam (masa tu belum dikuatkuasakan isi minyak sendiri...masih pakai atendan pam...dan jugak..masa tu belum ramai bangla yang kerja sebagai atendan pam kat petronas ek.. :D )..so aku pun pergi kat kaunter, isi borang..then dia cakap nanti pengurus pam akan call balik...aku pun menunggu je dengan penuh debaran dan harapan...

Tiba-tiba, malam tu pengurus tu suruh aku datang kat stesen minyak dia untuk dia interview, aku pon pergilah..Tup tup rupanya esok dia suruh start kerja, mula pukul 6.30 pagi..habis pukul 2.00 petang...aku pun teramatlah excited nak mula kerja tapi pada masa yang sama bercampur perasaan malu (yelah..mana aku biasa kerja-kerja macam ni :P), berdebar nak mula kerja (aku takut pengurus tu garang ke..kene marah dengan customer ke..ataupon staff atendan pam yang lain akan buli aku ke..) tapi esoknya aku mulalah jugak bekerja...

Macam mana kerja tu? apa kena buat?
setiap hari aku kena la jaga pam..isi minyak kat customer yang datang..kerja macam senang, tapi letih...sebab kene berdiri..lebih-lebih lagi kalo time peak hour (pagi: 7.00-10.00, tengah hari:12.00-2.00, petang:4.00-6.00, malam: 8.00-9.00) masa tu, kita kena pegang/jaga duit jualan pam yang kita jaga..kalau jualan dah dekat-dekat RM 300 kene drop (maksudnya simpan dan serahkan pada kerani yang jaga kaunter kat dalam..better selalu drop untuk elakkan kecurian dan kehilangan duit)..untuk pengetahuan, pada bahagian bawah pam tu sebenarnya ada nombor yang mencatatkan berapa liter minyak yang telah dijual sepanjang masa shif kita bekerja..dari situ dia akan kira brapa jumlah jualan, dan tengok berapa duit yang kita dan collect..kalau kurang dari jumlah yang dikira..tu dikira short..maka gaji akan dipotong berdasarkan nilai short..kalo lebih..slalunya diam-diam sudah...biasanya kalau lebih pun tak banyak...dalam berapa ringgit je..tapi kalau short, maybe sebab kita salah pulangkan duit pada customer, duit tercicir atau ada atendan lain kelepet duit jualan kita dalam diam-diam (aku penah terkena..huhu :( )..aku suka kalau kena jaga pam diesel..sebab tak banyak kereta/lori/bas dalam sehari..berbanding pam petrol ataupun pam untuk motorsikal (yang ni paling letih..)

lebih kurangla macam ni..pagi-pagi senyum le...dah nak balik..dah penat..aku dah tak sabo nak balik..nak senyum pon letih... :(

Cabaran kerja?
Sudah tentu menghadap karenah customer...masa tu masih ade program real rewards..so aku selalu swipe pastu aku masukkan point kaw-kaw punya..(contohnya customer isi Rm4 je tapi aku swipe aku kasik bonus sampai RM40..bukan main senyum dieorang..hehe), ada customer ok, ada yang sombong..ada yang tak bayar selepas isi minyak..ada yang nak pinjam duit untuk isi minyak (ada satu kes, pakcik ni pinjam duit aku untuk isi minyak sebab dia takda duit, aku pun kasi je..esoknya dia pulangkan balik duit yang dia pinjam tu..) ada yang belum habis isi minyak, tapi dah jalan..akibatnya hos isi minyak putus..(kerugian akibat hos putus tu dibayar oleh atendan pam tau..melayang RM100..cilaka punya customer..aku ada terkena sekali..) kadang kala kita tersilap isi minyak..kereta pakai diesel, kita isi petrol..aduhhh..kene la buka tangki minyak, keluarkan balik semua minyak petrol tu..kemudian isi balik dengan diesel..leceh sangat kalau benda-benda macam ni terjadi...pengurus dan atendan lain takda masalah bagi aku..semua ok...

Macam mana dia bayar gaji?
Tak la mahal..kalau tak silap sehari dia bayar RM 20++ (aku tak brapa ingat dah..) ditambah lagi dengan elaun makan dalam sehari RM 2.00 kot..masa rehat rasanya macam tak spesifik, ikut kesesuaian masa bila tak sibuk..kalau nak makan kadang-kadang makan kat pam/kedai..untuk break sembahyang/toilet dibenarkan lah...shif ada 6.30pg-2.00 ptg; 2.00ptg-10.00mlm; 10.00 mlm-6.30pg..aku kerja shif siang dan malam je..tengah malam tu takda..kadang kala dia mintak OT..aku pernah kerja dari 6.30 sampai 10.00mlm atau 6.30 sampai pukul 5 petang...kerja 6 hari seminggu..kalau public holiday..double...gaji dibayar secara tunai by hand...

Macam mana berhenti?
selepas kerja selama lebih kurang 2 bulan setengah..aku berhenti..sebab dapat panggilan matrikulasi...itu je lah sebabnya..lepas tu takda keep in touching..lagipon, pekerja dia selalu bertukar ganti..takda yang kekal pon...nak berhenti kena bagitau seminggu awal..bagitau macam tu je, takyah surat-surat... :D

Random Facts:

• Semasa kerja kat situ, banyak seluar aku (terutama sekali seluar slack) berlubang sebab terkena ekzos motor customer... :(
• Kadang kala aku tersalah dengar, jadi isi salah..contohnya; orang nak sepluh, aku dengar penuh..so sedap je isi..mujur semuanya nak bayar brapa yang telah aku isi..takda lah yang nak mengamuk-ngamuk..huhuhu..
• Yang salah isi diesel, aku isi petrol pun ade..akibatnya aku yang kene bukak tangki minyak diaorang untuk keringkan petrol..seharian melekat bau minyak..
• Duit short..biasanya aku jarang short..kalau ada pun setakat kurang dari RM 4.00..tapi ada jugak kes aku short dalam RM 20..selidik punya selidik ade atendan lain tu panjang tangan..memang aku berhati-hati dan jaga sehabis baik duit jualan aku...
• Ada customer bagi duit tip sebab diaorang suka kat kita (hihihi :D) ambik je la...
• Yang pasti kerja ni buat aku kikis sikit sifat pemalu dan juga belajar tentang karenah manusia...macam-macam sebenarnya..layan je..
• Kadang kala, ada customer suruh isi minyak dalam botol air mineral (sebenarnya tak boleh..tapi kita pun faham, customer dalam kesusahan sebab motor habis minyak somewhere) masalahnya memang tak sesuai sebab kalau isi, gas minyak akan 'menendang', so minyak akan terpercik/terkeluar dari botol..aku la yang mandi minyak petrol..tak pasal-pasal bau minyak badan aku...huhu..itula sebabnya takleh isi dalam botol air mineral...kalo nk isi jugak, kene perlahan-lahan dan berhati-hati...
  
• Ada sekali aku terlambat bangun pagi...kelam kabut bersiap..baik punya merempit nak cepat sampai ke tempat kerja..tiba-tiba aku terlanggar taik lembu baik punya fresh (masih lembek lagi tu..adoi..) habis terpercik..dengan motor, dengan aku-aku sekali mandi taik lembu...nampak sangat aku bawak laju sebab taik lembu tu terpercik sampai atas kepala tau..akibatnya terpaksa patah balik..mandi..cuci lebih kurang..masuk keje kul 7.30..mujur pengurus tak tau..diam-diam je..gila busuk..
  

Pengemis yang menjadi ikon fesyen dalam sekelip mata

huhuhu..gaya, mutu, keunggulan...itulah motto hidupku...

Ini adalah cerita berkenaan seorang pengemis yang dianggap stylo gile..selepas gambar die diambil di jalanan..Brother ini yang juga dikenali sebagai brother sharp, telah mula mencuri perhatian orang ramai sejak kemunculan 'debutnya' 31 januari lalu..jangan tak tau disebabkan ke styloan die..maka, fesyen dia dijadikan inspirasi oleh pereka fesyen untuk koleksi terbaru dieorang...memang stylo habis, pandai Brother sharp gunakan teknik layering untuk style die dengan rambut die yang kusut-kusut stylo....thumbs up!

kanan: Brother sharp di jalanan..kiri: gaya Brother sharp di peragaan..kewl gile..sape lagi stylo?

Dalam sekelip mata, populariti Brother sharp telah mencuri perhatian dan kelibatnya menjadi tumpuan ramai...Malah, Pada 4 Februari, fotonya juga tersiar di dada akhbar Britain "The Independent"..jangan main-main...inilah sebenarnya gaya streetlook yang sejati...

Akan tetapi..itulah bak kata orang, bukan semuanya sukakan tumpuan...akibat populariti beliau, maka beliau sering dikejar oleh orang-orang yang inginkan gambar beliau di jalanan menyebabkan privasinya terganggu...Dikatakan beliau menjadi tertekan dan trauma dengan kehadiran orang ramai yang mahu melihat beliau dari dekat...tak caya, tengoklah gambo terbaru beliau...

sedih tau...korang tak baik buat aku macam ni...huhu...

Tak tahula sebagai tanda bantahan tapi selepas tu brother sharp dilihat berpakaian seperti di bawah pulak..mungkin untuk mengelakkan diri jadi tumpuan ramai..hihihi...kesian...itulah...oleh sebab dah jadi selebriti terpaksa lah menanggung akibatnya...salah satunya, privasi dah hilanglah..


Apa-apapun..rambut brother sharp mantain kusut stylo..cayalah!

Cute Pictures...

Klakar gila artikel kat kosmo harini menceritakan pasal tupai yang tersekat kepalanya dalam kelapa..hahahaha..cutenye kepala tupai tu bila dh stuck...

LONDON - Disebabkan asyik menikmati kelapa, kepala sepasang tupai tersangkut di dalamnya sehingga ke paras bahu di sebuah taman milik seorang penduduk Jane Roberts, lapor sebuah akhbar semalam.

Alkisahnya....

Dua ekor tupai itu memasukkan kepalanya ke dalam tempurung kelapa tersebut untuk memakan isinya.

Haiwan itu merupakan pengunjung setia taman Jane di Fareham, Hampshire.

Sebelum ini, ia sering mencuri makanan untuk burung, tetapi kini tupai tersebut sukakan kelapa.

"Kali pertama saya nampak mereka makan, saya hampir pengsan ketawa. Mereka nampak seperti dua orang angkasawan," katanya.

hahahahhaha...

Layout terbaru...

Sebenarnya saja je aku tuka layout untuk blog ni...aku tak kesah sbenarnya macam mana rupa blog aku..yang pasti background untuk text mesti putih....aku rimas kalo warna lain..bagi putih bersih...barula syok nak baca..macam hati..kalo putih bersih..barula syok orang nak tau ape di dalamnya..(ngarut sudaa..)

ok aku pilih layout ni tak tau sebab ape tapi macam agak menarik..seberkas alat tulis dengan berus mewarna menggambarkan sifat aku yang suka pada seni lukis melukis (rasanya lah)...rumput hijau melambangkan aku yang sukakan environment...tangan yang menulis menggambarkan aku yang suka menulis (sekiranya ada idea la tapinya)..cuma ignore sahaja tangan yang tulus mulus tu sebab hakikatnya tangan aku berbulu...teet!

untuk kopi pon menggambarkan fav minuman aku...dan lembaran kertas kosong menggambarkan banyak lagi yang akan aku corakkan untuk kehidupan aku...aaa...apa lagi? owh ade IPhone..idaman kalbuku...satu hari nak tangkap satu...

Eh nape sengih2?...ape?...

bunga?..ape?

ko kata aku mat bunga?

Woish..mana ade..yang tu xde makna nye.. :P

background die pulak corak kayu warna coklat yang menggambarkan warna Ground..which is menggambarkan aku yang stay grounded (down to earth la katakan...) kuikuikui...

dahla...nk menom kopi...

terasa nak makan something, tapi tak tau ape die.. :(

BerKarat! Tepu!

Tiada yang ape yang menarik berlaku sejak akhir-akhir ni..Eh kejap! ade sbenarnye....ade la sikit perkara menarik berlaku dalam hidup aku..tp bak kata orang..bittersweet..ade pahit2..ade yang manis...

Seperti yang aku tau..aku skrang tengah kaw2 struggle untuk habiskan master aku...walaupon hangit tetapi ku gagahi jua...huhuhuhu..ye la..gila apo? lepas 3 tahun duk ngadap tetibe nk mengalah je? walaupon tengah writing tapi entah hape hape je aku rase....hopefully by end of this Jan, abisla agaknye...hantar notis Feb..pastu babai UKM...aku nk kawen...hahaha..banyak cantek nak kawen..cari keje dulu!.. :P

Oh ya! perkara menarik yang berlaku...hehe..usaha untuk menurunkan berat badanku yang gagah perkasa (bak kata orang...mcm badak berendam terlebih rendam) kini telah mula menampakkan hasil! yaay! at least ade bende yang aku usahakan selama ini telah menunjukkan impaknye..hahahaha..maklumla dr 93 kg kini berat aku dah 82 kg...Wow! sungguh ku x percaya tapi akhirnya aku buat2 tak percaya!...hahahahaha...tapi masih nak berusaha keras..target aku 75 kg..pastu aku nk bina muslce..biar berketak-ketak sikit..so kalo aku jalan kat pasar malam, sape lalu depan aku, aku rempuh je...(kecuali warga tua...hormatilah mereka..belilah barangan buatan Malaysia) hahahhahahaha..tapi jauh lagi..kene berusaha untuk work out!

Apa-apa hal pon..setiap hari aku cuba memotivasikan diri...muka hensem, duit banyak pon xde makna kalo xde soul ye tak...

babai la..eh xnak la..

eh babai la...

eh xnak la..

eh babai...

6 Ways You Can (Accidently) Attract the L

Rule No. 6: Be Effeminate

Are you a little sensitive about the fact that you're not exactly the manliest dude on the block? And that it takes you six weeks to grow a beard? You shouldn't be. After all, haven't you noticed that suddenly they're selling a lot of men's pants that seem to be designed to fit women? And that Hollywood hunks have gotten a lot less manly over the past, oh, 50 years?

Put your pants back on. It's Jude Law.

It's looking like if you want to attract the women these days, it helps to be a little lady-like.

Seriously? Why?

There is apparently a scientific reason why the ideal man these days is closer to the sensitive, gel-haired emo than the gruff, grizzled cowboy your grandma lusted after. Some experts think it has to do with the availability of the birth control pill.

Historically women were attracted to strapping, virile men who would pass on their bulging, hairy chested, muscular genes to their children. Obviously the point was to ensure that the resulting offspring would be strong enough to survive all the horrifying claptrap that goes on in the forest at night.

Thanks to some hormone magic, this tends to change after the woman is pregnant. Her brain assumes the most important bit has already been done, and relaxes its "make strong babies" hold over her. This is when she finds herself annoyed by the smelly, bearded, farting creature who impregnated her and finds herself wishing she had a sensitive guy to help with the mothering.

But when on the pill, a woman's body thinks she is pregnant all the time.

So the theory goes that millions of women have been on the pill at some point in the last 40 years, and their lust objects have changed accordingly. Today they're more attracted to a male archetype who is more effeminate, less aggressive and will make better a life partner than bear killer. So get busy waxing those legs, guys.

Put your pants back on. It's Zac Efron.

Rule No. 5: Be Average Looking

Have you ever looked in the mirror and sighed, "Cursed be this plain visage! I'm just so average looking!"?

"Oh, hell yes."

If so, don't despair. Studies show that people with "average" features are considered more attractive.

Seriously? Why?

Basically, it works like this: You've seen a lot of people in your life and subconsciously have a good idea of what normal looks like. A very good, very detailed idea. And people like the things they are used to seeing. So if your eyes are the same distance apart as everybody else's, huzzah! You are on your way to sexytown.

For instance, look at these photos and decide which row is hotter:

The second row, right? That's because the second row of photos have been subtly manipulated to make the women's features more like everyone else's. Everything from the ratios between nose to eyes to hairline to the nostril hole proportions have been configured to match the average person's, which somehow makes each girl prettier.

In the future, plastic surgeons hope to use this knowledge to give people more natural-looking cosmetic surgery, instead of the nightmarish frozen-mask look most surgeons turn out now.

Rule No. 4: Be Symmetrical

Do you have two arms? Are they of similar size and length? If you find one is slightly larger due to your job as a professional arm wrestler, try alternating. Simply being the same on both sides is one of the best ways to get chicks.

Seriously? Why?

People with symmetrical bodies are consistently rated the most attractive no matter what their facial attractiveness may be. Again, this is something that made sense a long time ago. Symmetry is a sign of good health and development. Having two legs the same length meant you were better able to run away from predators. If you were less symmetrical, you might pass on weaker genes to your children.

Science says this haircut is stupid.

In one study, scientists even removed faces and skin color from the equation, making sure body symmetry was the only thing being judged. The differences between people can be so subtle, the tests subjects couldn't even explain why they chose one over the other. So go find out how symmetrical you are, then get out on the dance floor. Oh didn't we mention? More symmetrical people tend to be better dancers, indicating dancing may have evolved as a way to advertise that fact.

Rule No. 3: Sweat

There are whole aisles full of deodorants and antiperspirants and other products meant to do nothing but disguise the disgusting smell of your sweat. Holy crap, that must mean women will run away in mid-vomit the moment your sweaty ass comes within a hundred feet! Go take a shower, you pig!

Ah, not so fast. It turns out few things turn women on more than your natural, sweaty smell.

Seriously? Why?

That sweat contains sexy, masculine chemicals that cause girls to experience "heightened mood, physiological arousal and subjective sexual arousal," which is just fancytalk for horny.

Looks like someone got beat with the sweaty, girly-faced stick.

The science of pheromones is controversial but we do know that women have insane abilities when it comes to smelling out the right guy. Scientists did a study where men and women wore the same T-shirts for a few days, avoiding all deodorant or scented products. Then a group of women smelled the buttnasty shirts.

Not only were the ladies able to tell which shirts had been worn by men, the scents they rated most attractive were from the men who had the most genetic differences to them, something we look for in a mate. Oh and that body symmetry thing we just talked about? Yeah, they could smell which of the men were most symmetrical.

Sexiest scientific study, like, ever.

Rule No. 2: Look Like Her Dad

So you've got the symmetry of a Picasso portrait held by a drunk palsy-handed guy, you're as brawny as Sasquatch on Rogaine and you happen to hold yourself to basic hygienic standards, you've still got one more option. Go out and find a guy who looks just like you but about 30-years older. Then ask to meet his daughter.

"Sir, I do believe this is fate."

Seriously? Why?

Yes, it's true, people really do fall for partners who look like their parent. This phenomenon even extends beyond basic facial features. If a woman's father was already old (like over 40) when she was born, she will tend to go for older suitors.

Ladies, the same goes for guys. Studies have shown that a man with an older than average mother will not be as bothered by wrinkles and gray hair as other men. So if you're a lady and you're getting on a bit (which would be weird, because you're reading Cracked, but whatever), go ahead and embrace this whole "cougar" trend and find yourself a young guy with an old mom. Run with it. Run hard.

Too young! Retreat! Too young!

And if all else fails...

Rule No. 1: Find a Girl Who is Ovulating

For those of you who were distracted by the vagina diagram during Sex Ed class, ovulation is when an egg is released from an ovary into a fallopian tube. For 12 to 24 hours a month an ovulating woman is a fertile field of babyfruit bearing ripeness.

If the girl at the club happens to be in this biological state, congratulations. The bar has never been lower for what she considers an acceptable mate.

Time to make your move, brother.

Seriously? Why?

Whether she consciously wants a baby or not, her body sure as hell does. Her lips plumpen, her pupils dilate, her voice increases in pitch and, most importantly, her breasts swell. On their egg days, women can just sit back and let their ovaries turn her into Jessica Rabbit. OK, many women also get abdominal pain and low grade fevers, but still, boobs.

Of course, this has evolutionary benefits. It makes sense for a woman to appear most attractive when she is at her most fertile. But the added side effect is for all of you guys who don't even possess the basic requirements for attractiveness outlined above. Studies have found that during ovulation a woman is less picky about the men she sleeps with, and is more likely to have sex with multiple partners.

Victim of constant ovulation?

The trick of course is how to find out if said woman is ovulating, since if you're smooth enough to work that into a conversation, you are also probably smooth enough to pick her up the old-fashioned way. Try complimenting how unusually huge her boobs look and go from there.

credit : http://www.cracked.com